Black Testicles
A male
patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
Wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
Heavily
sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young
student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse',
he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
Testicles
black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
Sir..
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He
struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
Black?'
Concerned
that he may elevate his vitals from worry
About his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
And
sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises
his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
His
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
Around.
Then, she takes a close look
and says, 'There's
Nothing
wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen
mask, smiles at her and
Says very
slowly,
'Thank
you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
Very, very
closely......
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ? '
